It Just Won’t Take

I just realized setting the featured image as one of our wedding photos on a post titled, “It just won’t take,” is probably not a good idea but hopefully, you keep reading and you get it.

A few weeks ago, someone asked me if I still don’t wear jewelry. And the answer is, “I do not.” I actually don’t own any. The last time I wore earrings was on our wedding day in 2009. The last time I wore necklaces consistently was in 2012. And the last time I wore rings every day was when I had an existential crisis and got fake nails in 2015 (wtf).

It got me thinking about other things that I’ve tried to incorporate into my wardrobe, my life and my routine that just won’t take. Here they are:

  • Wide leg jeans. If anyone can convince me otherwise, I give up on a 5ft tall person being able to wear these.
  • Bras with wires in them.
  • Under eye cream. Isn’t this just lotion in a tiny bottle? Again, please recommend something that will change my life.
  • Heels (although I’m cheating a bit because I still own a pair).
  • Oregano oil. Long story.
  • Dave Matthews Band.

What about you? What just won’t take?

May 7, 2018